Whats your name? Oh wait I mean phone number
2003-07-29

1:08a.m.

Oh dear what have I done? Tonight we decided to pull out the wine that I've held in my cooler for about 4 weeks. And we drank a bottle a piece. I do say I had a mighty fine buzz. But nevermind that. I just thought I should mention it because I don't feel like telling anyone in person. I'll feel stupid.

All right, Its 12:46. Hmmmm that reineir. I don't know. Do ya think? After speaking with Ben I thought about it... I thought about reineir. And The first thing that popped into my head was a song lyric by Grandaddy

"I haven't been that bad. But I haven't been that good, Overmisunderstood... Oh I wish I really could, enjoy the warming sun, enjoy a warm someone, and end the need to hide, away alone inside."

But then I thought .....fuck that's way to dramatic for the stage I'm in. I just want funny guy that won't beat the crap out of my ego.

so heres a better song.

Bicycle bicycle bicycle

I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle

I want to ride my bicycle

I want to ride my bike

I want to ride my bicycle

I want to ride it where I like

You say black I say white

You say bark I say bite

You say shark I say hey man

Jaws was never my scene

And I don't like Star Wars

You say Rolls I say Royce

You say God give me a choice

You say Lord I say Christ

I don't believe in Peter Pan

Frankenstein or Superman

All I wanna do is

Bicycle bicycle bicycle

I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle

I want to ride my bicycle

I want to ride my bike

I want to ride my bicycle

I want to ride my -

Bicycle races are coming your way

So forget all your duties oh yeah

Fat bottomed girls

They'll be riding today

So look out for those beauties oh yeah

On your marks, get set, go!

Bicycle race bicycle race bicycle race

Bicycle bicycle bicycle

I want to ride my bicycle

Bicycle bicycle bicycle bicycle

I want a bicycle race

Hey

You say coke I say caine

You say John I say Wayne

Hot dog I say cool it man

I don't wanna be the President of America

You say smile I say cheese

Cartier I say please

Income tax I say Jesus

I don't want to be a candidate for

Vietnam or Watergate

'Cos all I wanna do is

Bicycle (yeah) bicycle (eh) bicycle

I want to ride my bicycle bicycle (c'mon) bicycle

I want to ride my bicycle

I want to ride my bike

I want to ride my bicycle

I want to ride it where I like

Smile at me and I will Stay